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Saturday, June 24th, 2006
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last night, friday night lights was on tv, and at the end, when the abusive dad who's played by the country singer hugs his son and puts the championship ring on his finger, I bawled like a little girl.
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I am thinking about getting an obi-wan kenobi tattoo
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Wednesday, May 18th, 2005
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okay, so yesterday my moms had surgery to remove this cyst on her knuckle. basically the biggest problem she's having is that she can't write anything. so I'm trying to think of an idea where she can make lists and leave notes and stuff. we don't have a printer, or I would just have her fire out things on notepad. is there some kind of small, cheap (>$40) thing I can buy that she can use to print out short notes? I keep thinking of a label maker or something, but is there something similar that makes little notes instead of labels?
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BY JASON DELORENZO
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Drew Bledose
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Vinny Testavedre
Jerry Rcie
Chris Fuamtau-Ma'alfaa
Michael Vcik
Jamal Leiws
Willis MaGaehe
Laveranues Coels
Brett Farve
Four Ways in Which My Life Is Just Like Pac-Man's.
BY JOHN CROWNOVER
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1. Ever-present wail of sirens
2. Relentlessly pursued by ghosts
3. Four special pills daily keep ghosts at bay
4. Occasionally eat some fruit
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http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/
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Tuesday, April 19th, 2005
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so, the other day I decided to give up caffeine. I had like, one dr. pepper saturday and one glass of sweet tea on sunday, but other than that, it's been pretty much cold turkey. last night I had a monster headache, which is apparently caused by there being too much blood in my head. here is the great part: usually after six hours sleep, I feel like I've been run over by a truck carrying something really heavy. also, the truck itself is really heavy. but today I feel really clear and relaxed. I can tell that I'm tired, but it's not fogging my whole brain the way it usually does. so, overall, it's pretty much worth it.
that's pretty much it. except to say that I forgot how filthy sprite tastes.
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we had to do this project for our ear training class where we had to set pictures to mars, one of the movements of holst's planets suite. here is the one I did, if you want to look at it:
mars
it's not totally done yet...I still have to fix the timings of when some of the pictures change, but it's mostly done
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Thursday, March 3rd, 2005
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I remember summers when I was in the golden age of being old enough to think but not old enough to drive. my brother and I would spend weekends with my father, who lived within walking distance of the burlington library. consequently, I spent a lot of weekends in those summers walking to that library and reading (occasionally at the same time). it was during one of these visits that I discovered what may possibly be the greatest work of literature in the history of man: the utterly monstrous, mind-roasting summer of o.c. and stiggs. it was contained within the national lampoon treasury of humor, a delightfully filthy book that they still allowed a 12 year old to check out. I must have checked that book out fifty times in the past ten years. and this afternoon, I made a totally great discovery, thanks to the internets.
I now present to you: the utterly monstrous, mind-roasting summer of o.c. and stiggs.
if you don't think it's totally great, then I might have to reevaluate you and me being friends.
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Tuesday, January 25th, 2005
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apparently "Israeli" isn't spelled the way my fingers think it is, since I misspell it every freaking time.
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Sunday, January 23rd, 2005
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hello livejournal
I am sorry I went away. I just haven't had anything good to write about. it seems all I do lately is play video game football, sleep, and read books about anti-semitism (long story short: it's bad).
to avoid watching the end of the steelers game, I visited the websites of products on my desk. it has been my experience that totally useless websites with really high production values are the best. take the pringles website, for example.
( find out if you are ranch-rageous )
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Wednesday, November 3rd, 2004
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I'm so depressed I could eat a cow
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Wednesday, October 27th, 2004
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dear michael moore,
thank you so much for your email. I regret to tell you that contrary to the ideas you expressed, north carolina is hardly a swing state. personally, I am much more concerned about the passage of the school bond referendum. besides, I've already voted. regardless, thanks for the concern and please keep in touch.
yours in democracy,
ben
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Sunday, October 17th, 2004
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I apologize for not updating lately. in an effort to make amends, here is a picture of me, a hippie, and a black guy giving the finger:
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Monday, October 4th, 2004
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I just had a nightmare about Lysander Kemp
my brain is weird
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Thursday, September 30th, 2004
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dear morons,
when you stand behind live commentators and hold up signs that support your candidate, exactly what are you hoping to accomplish? do you really think that if you don't go stand there with the sign that your candidate won't win?
thanks
ben
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Tuesday, August 24th, 2004
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reasons I like john kerry better than george bush:
- john kerry appeared on the daily show
- george bush did not
list is over
yes, there are actually other reasons too
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Friday, August 13th, 2004
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so josh got this super swank camera, and all during camp, he and patrick and I took about seven hundred pictures. these are some of my favorites. they aren't super cool marching band pictures (is that an oxymoron?), they're mostly just kids being kids.
( lots of pictures )
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the other day at rehearsal, I noticed that louis does something funny approximately every thirty seconds. to wit:
( duuuuuuude )
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Thursday, August 5th, 2004
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sorry if you got a random message from me earlier tonight...my computer was shanghaied
is that insensitve to asians?
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